Yesterday Sarah and I went to The House Of Pizza for a softball team fundrasing event that a couple of my co-workers play for. It was a really good deal that I couldn’t pass up. $10 per person for all you could eat and drink pizza and pop/beer from 12pm to 5pm. We got there at about 3pm or shortly there after. Pizza was good and beer was cold. After 5:30 we left to meet up with some friends/co-workers at the La Ca-cita for a cinco de’ Mayo celebration beer. They went down town and we went home. I proceeded to have a couple more beers but thats where things went wrong and the alcohol abuse took place. You see we were sitting in the living room watching some TV when Sarah fell asleep. We were watching some SNL that must have been pretty boring cuz after Sarah fell asleep I to was checking the backs of my eye lids for holes. Next thing I know I woke up and had beer soaked pants and chair. OOPS! Dam I hate when I abuse alcohol like that. Oh well it was a fun night that had a wet end 
My beer soaked ass and chair…… Sorry beer gods I’ll never let this happen again!
-B-Rad
I am the luckest gal ever….for Valentines day I got a big fat lip. Now you may ask how i was so fortunate, well it is because B-rad and I were goofing around and i got a remote controller to the face. It was actually kinda funny because it was such a random thing. So the moral of the story is…always put remote controls at least three feet away from any part of your body, it will prevent accidents.
Sarah
Ok someone please help me. I’m wondering what is worse, Janet Jackson’s boob or Prince stroking his….. ummm well you tell me……
I want Janet back!
Go Bears!!
-B-rad
I don’t even know what to say about this one…… Could this be Allen’s attempted at starting the next Rosie O and Donald Trump pissing match? I just want to clarify that Brad’s are not known to ever throw feces let alone there own feces!
-B-rad
All I have to say is, Are you F’n Kidding me?
Come on people. Mooninite’s = Bombs? WTF. I don’t feel in any way that the people behind the promoting of the Aqua Teen Hunger Force show are responsible for the F’d up way that the Boston police handled the situation. I think that if anyone in Boston was truly cool enough to actually know what Adult Swim was or who Frylock, Meatwad, or Master Shake is, they wouldn’t have shut down the way they did. Do they not own TV’s in Boston? I’m putting my money on no. Anyways I found this link and I think you all should cast your vote on who is really to blame for the fiasco.
http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/press/poll-are-evil-aqua-teens-or-retarded-cops-to-blame-233313.php
Also I think someone should put in a bid for one of those signs that are up on Ebay now….. I think it would look good at Brad’s Bar!
http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/gadgets/boston-mooninite-fetching-5k-on-ebay-233161.php
-B-rad