I am the luckest gal ever….for Valentines day I got a big fat lip. Now you may ask how i was so fortunate, well it is because B-rad and I were goofing around and i got a remote controller to the face. It was actually kinda funny because it was such a random thing. So the moral of the story is…always put remote controls at least three feet away from any part of your body, it will prevent accidents.
Sarah
Ok someone please help me. I’m wondering what is worse, Janet Jackson’s boob or Prince stroking his….. ummm well you tell me……
I want Janet back!
Go Bears!!
-B-rad
I don’t even know what to say about this one…… Could this be Allen’s attempted at starting the next Rosie O and Donald Trump pissing match? I just want to clarify that Brad’s are not known to ever throw feces let alone there own feces!
-B-rad
Good old Mr. Sniffles. It seems that the name likes to follow me around no matter where I go. It’s true, I do have a lot of snot (hey that kind of rhymed). It actually gets rather annoying having to have Kleenex with me no matter where I go or what I do, knowing that the slimy boogers will break through the nasal dam at any time. Because of this mucus problem that burdens me I have held such titles as “snotty”, “Mr. Sniffles”, and “Boogerman” but it wasn’t until recently that this problem came with a benefit. Much like the MTV show “Pimp my ride” where MTV hooks up unfortunate people with shitty cars with new tricked out cars, a co-worker of mine decided to Pimp My Kleenex Box. One morning I went into work and discovered my newly tricked out Kleenex box and was over come by laughter. Then I thought to myself, Allen must not have enough to do! I do think Allen might be on to something here though. I think MTV should take a look at what else can be pimped out and not just cars. They could change there show to something like, “Pimp My Stuff”. Shit I might even watch such a show….. Anyways check out my pimped out Kleenex box with much envy, cuz I know you’re all jealous!
You can read more about the Pimped out Box on Allen’s Site (the creator himself) in his Feb 2nd Post.http://ajcrazyo.com/b.html
-B-rad
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